Whiners Cry Out

Bill Press writes the longest whine heard from a man since Pat graced the screen on SNL... or was that a woman? At this point, I'm not sure what to make of Bill. He uses Felt-Throat as a launching pad to cry out for a hero to rescue the world from the evils of the Bush Presidency. He wants a traitorous FBI agent to expose the Administration and all its secrets, to throw open the vaults of knowledge to the press and our enemies.

In not so many words, Mr. Press loudly longs for the day when we can retreat from Iraq in shame, oust another Republican President, and throw our enemies to the wolves. in his mind, there's nothing worse than standing on Conservative principles and ruling from that stance. (Please, no remarks on the failure of this Presidency to stand on the principles of borders and trade deficits.) Mr. Press, increasingly alone in his whining, has called out to the world for somebody, anybody to join with the journalistic ranks and try to push this Presidency out of Washington. We'll see if anyone steps forward.