Jackson Verdict

Tryin to figure out why it took so long to decide:

Not guilty on conspiracy, lewd act on a minor x4, attempt to commit a lewd act on a minor, intoxicating a minor x8,

Maybe the jury wasn't paying attention - so long, you know, they might have been sleeping.

Of course, it's brilliant of them to believe the scary-looking white guy who likes to sleep with little boys, and disbelieve the little boys. After all, no one should believe a little boy's trauma exists if the little boy has a manipulative mother.

Maybe the jury just spent all the time deliberating enjoying their days off work.

The moral of the story: if you're rich and famous and male, you won't go to jail.